I Love the Bones of You by Christopher Eccleston;

Author:Christopher Eccleston; [Eccleston, Christopher]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster

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DOCTOR DADDY 2

WHILE WATCHING DOCTOR WHO. EPISODE 6: ‘DALEK’

ALBERT: Daddy, what were you doing to that Dalek thingy?

ME: I was bullying him, trying to frighten him, getting my revenge on him because he’s always scaring me.

ALBERT: Have you seen him many times?

ME: Yes, I’ve fought the Daleks many times.

ALBERT: Was he being kind or unkind?

ME: Who?

ALBERT: The Dalek.

ME: The Dalek was trapped and chained up. I would say that the Doctor was being cruel. He was shouting at and threatening the Dalek. What did you think?

ALBERT: I just thought the Dalek didn’t mean any harm.

ME: So did you think the Doctor was being cruel?

ALBERT: No . . . I need to understand a lot of things.

ME: OK, I’ll explain everything I can.

ALBERT: Who made the Daleks?

ME: Er, well, the Master made the Daleks.

ALBERT: The one with the moustache?

ME: No, the one with the moustache is an American bad guy who controls the internet.

ALBERT: But, Daddy, do you outsmart him?

ME: Yes, in the end I outsmart him and I outsmart the Daleks. That Dalek gets free and lots of Daleks come and I fight them all.

ALBERT: What about Rose and her friend?

ME: I save them both.

ALBERT: What was that white robot that you saw earlier on?

ME: The one in the case? That’s called a Cyberman. That’s the Doctor’s second most frightening enemy.

ALBERT: What is a Cyberman?

ME: A Cyberman is a robot, an evil robot.

ALBERT: What does it do?

ME: It tries to take over the planet and destroy all human life on it.

ALBERT: What does Cyber mean?

ME: Cyber . . . er . . . it, er . . . what does it mean? I’m not quite sure. It’s a technical . . .

ALBERT: We’ll look it up on the internet.

ME: Yeah, OK.

ALBERT: You’ve no need to be ashamed.

ME: Thank you.

ALBERT: Who gave you the police box?

ME: I’m a Time Lord, and all the Time Lords . . .

ALBERT: Did you make it or did you not?

ME: Yes, the Doctor built the TARDIS.

ALBERT: But how could you move all those things?

ME: Well, he’s a brilliant scientist.

ALBERT: When did you make it?

ME: I made it, er, millions of years ago.

ALBERT: When you were a teenager, or a little boy?

ME: Probably when he was a teenager.

ALBERT: Thirteen or fourteen?

ME: Probably, yeah. He had to make the TARDIS because his planet was destroyed by the Daleks.

ALBERT: That Dalek was making noises.

ME: Yes, he was screaming in pain because they were torturing him and keeping him in chains.

ALBERT: But who was going ‘Aaggghhh!’?

ME: Well, that’s a tiny green creature that lives inside the Dalek. There is a life force inside the Dalek.

ALBERT: But is that the one with the two things sticking out that goes ‘Ex-ter-min-ate’?

ME: Yes, that’s the Dalek.

ALBERT: Does he have lots of Daleks inside him?

ME: No, there’s just one little green creature inside. The Dalek is armoured to protect this very terrified little green creature.

ALBERT: What is it, this little green creature?

ME: Well, it looks like something off the bottom of the ocean.

ALBERT: Green seaweed?

ME: Not seaweed.

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